THE DRUNKEN PIRATES QUEST FOR TACOS
(based on a true story)
One day, at a port called the kicker... a bunch of pirates gathered 'round for a bash. they even had a contest to see who had the best ribs, stupid pirates cooked themselves. there was a smart ass pirate name Queil, a pirate who was always tipsy named Mave, and the one the party circled around, a sickly pirate known only as Mom, now these pirates had a merry ol' time dancing a prancing around from when the sun was at its zenith to the wee hours of the morn'. Half tha' time they be gulping down shots of any alchohol they's could get thur hands on. after the port was successfully looted they's decided to go back to one of the ships in dock and make a mess of tha'. they can stumbling a'home with there beer songs and thur hiccups and they started to shake the inside of there ship wit'a really big stereo tha' they "borrowed" from the town. so they be jumpin about while all the deck rats be trying to get some shut eye. tha't there was impossible so they decided to go down an listen in on the drunken ramblings, there was alot of nonsense there. something about baby foo' and a right good talk about a peophile in tha neighborhood. the wench there be comin' down with a little doubt about all this chatter and start to get uneasy, but know matter, tha smart ass was had at work trying to get taco bell because he says he dont like ribs, and there fore only ate one to be polite. the smart ass and jimmy the hand, were thinkin' o takin' the scooter for a late night snack. (but that is kinda weird because its like the 1700's and they dont even have motor scooters yet) But regardless they were spinnin there tales of how good the food would taste. so any way, to make a long story short they didnt get to taco bell but they did cook potato skins. (those were yummy) ladie da de da de da... and know i will put my amazizing story writing powers to rest....
